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Re: Thought this was a cute joke

Posted by Pauljr on 12/14/06
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    On 12/14/06, Debby wrote:
    > CATHOLIC! PARROTS
    >
    > A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
    > "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but
    > they only know how to say one thing."
    >
    > "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
    >
    > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
    fun?"
    >
    > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for
    > a moment.
    >
    > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
    problem.
    > I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to
    pray
    > and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my
    house,
    > and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My
    > parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship!
    >
    > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
    the
    > solution."
    >
    > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
    > priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
    > male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads
    and
    > praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots
    > in with them.
    >
    > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
    unison,
    > "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
    >
    > There was stunned silence !
    >
    > Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male
    > parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our
    > prayers have been answered.


    Thats funny funny funny, Im gona keep praying
    too.

    Pauljr
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