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Re: Thought this was a cute joke
Posted by Pauljr on 12/14/06

On 12/14/06, Debby wrote:
> CATHOLIC! PARROTS
>
> A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
> "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but
> they only know how to say one thing."
>
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
fun?"
>
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for
> a moment.
>
> "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem.
> I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to
pray
> and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my
house,
> and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My
> parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship!
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the
> solution."
>
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
> priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
> male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads
and
> praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots
> in with them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison,
> "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
> There was stunned silence !
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male
> parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our
> prayers have been answered.


Thats funny funny funny, Im gona keep praying
too.

Pauljr
>
>

Posts on this thread, including this one

• Thought this was a cute joke, 12/14/06, by Debby.
• Re: Thought this was a cute joke, 12/14/06, by Pauljr.