Post: christmas joke
Posted by Pauljr on 12/22/06
Little Johnny's Christmas
Little Johnny had a cussing problem, and his father was
He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should
he wants Santa to bring him.
If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a
pile of dog poop
place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what
he wanted for
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going
around the damn
And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over
into a pile of
Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile
of dog poop
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his
face, his dad
smiled and asked,
"What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son of a
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christmas joke, 12/22/06, by Pauljr. Re: christmas joke, 1/09/07, by KittyJ.