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Posted by Pauljr on 12/22/06

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    Little Johnny's Christmas


    Little Johnny had a cussing problem, and his father was
    getting tired
    of
    it.
    He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

    The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should
    ask Johnny
    what
    he wants Santa to bring him.
    If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a
    pile of dog poop
    in
    place of the gift or gifts he requests."

    Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what
    he wanted for

    Christmas.

    "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
    wake-up.
    When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going
    around the damn
    tree.
    And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
    against the
    damn garage."

    Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over
    into a pile of

    dog poop.
    Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under
    the tree.
    Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile
    of dog poop
    by
    the garage.

    When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his
    face, his dad

    smiled and asked,
    "What did Santa bring you this year?"

    Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the
    son of a
    bitch"!


    Pauljr and lauraj



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