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Posted by Pauljr on 12/22/06

Little Johnny's Christmas


Little Johnny had a cussing problem, and his father was
getting tired
of
it.
He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should
ask Johnny
what
he wants Santa to bring him.
If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a
pile of dog poop
in
place of the gift or gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what
he wanted for

Christmas.

"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up.
When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going
around the damn
tree.
And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
against the
damn garage."

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over
into a pile of

dog poop.
Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under
the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile
of dog poop
by
the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his
face, his dad

smiled and asked,
"What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son of a
bitch"!


Pauljr and lauraj

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christmas joke, 12/22/06, by Pauljr.

Re: christmas joke, 1/09/07, by KittyJ.