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Re: short jokes
Posted by Mandy on 9/03/07

On 9/03/07, Leadamymene wrote:
> The Perfect Son.
> A: I have the perfect son.
> B: Does he smoke?
> A: No, he doesn't.
> B: Does he drink whiskey?
> A: No, he doesn't.
> B: Does he ever come home late?
> A: No, he doesn't.
> B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is
he?
> A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
>
> Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
> Boy: What are the two things?
> Girl: Your feet.
> Submitted by Bob Waldman
>
> A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse
jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was
that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's
important to learn a second language."
> Submitted by BH LEE
>
> My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named
Smith.
> So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
> (Try this one with your students the next time you are
teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)
>
> The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
> The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
> The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
> I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
> Submitted by: Adriana Luchetti
>
> A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I
touch, it hurts."
> The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
> The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.
If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it
really, really hurts."
> The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've
broken your finger!"
> Submitted by Sean McLoughlin
>
> Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink
tea.
> Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
> Submitted by: Irene Pellegrini
>
> Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever
listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have
to say.
> Doctor: Next please!
> Submitted by Marco Morales, Mexico
>
>
> Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
> The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
>
> One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided
to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
>
> "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the
teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie
was."
>
> The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
>
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Posts on this thread, including this one

• short jokes, 9/03/07, by Leadamymene.
• Re: short jokes, 9/03/07, by Mandy.