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Re: ...woof...

Posted by Jim on 1/15/06
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    On 1/15/06, Cassie wrote:
    > I could say the same thing about your turn-coat opinions you keep posting. Unless there is
    > another "Jim" running around here. You do not condone flying parrots in the house, BUT you
    > congradulate "Patsy" and "Scott" on their posts that are "well spoken" on pro-flight. The
    > fact you DO NOT EVEN OWN BIRDS is the icing on the cake.
    > You have confused the holy mushrooms out of me, unless there are two "Jims" posting. If there
    > are not two "Jims", I think God should stop wasting his miracles on BirdMart.
    > I am so glad you have gotten to know me on a personal level and are able to tell everyone
    > those wonderful things about me (end:/sarcasm). You have so much to say about the posters,
    > but not enough about the topic of the posts. It almost seems like you are grasping at straws
    > just to stay in the conversation, and the only way to do that is to strike a nerve. Heaven
    > FORBID that you ever feel ignored by the posters of BirdMart.
    > With that stated, I would rather "woof" then say something that can be considered a bannable
    > offense on a pg-13 board. Beleive me- every "woof" masks a slew of cow patties I want to
    > fling your way.
    > Since I know how you feel about me, allow me the pleasure of letting you know how I feel
    > about you:
    > Jim, you are one chicken nugget short of a Happy Meal. You post on a board for birds, yet you
    > are not a bird owner. You seem to be one REALLY bored and lonely man.
    > I hope you DO meet a good woman whom you will want to marry- a wondeful, generous and caring
    > woman that consumes you to the point you won't have a chance to retun to BirdMart as often
    > because she will completely exaust your free time. MAY THIS DESTINED WOMAN BE A BIRD OWNER!
    > Woof :)
    > On 1/14/06, Jim wrote:
    >> Scott when you are dealing with someone who just likes to "spruke" for the sake
    >> of "spruking and being downright rude as Cassima is it makes you wonder lol.
    >> I am sure your wife is very nice but when I come across women like Cassima it puts me right
    >> of marrying I can tell you. Can you imagine waking up to that every morning lol.
    >> Take care mate.
    I wonder what the two huge averys which take up most of a 1/4acre of land are in my backyard?
    Maybe the 8 Sulphur Crested Cockies. and the 9 Pink and Grey Galahs are just mirages? Wonder
    who eats all the fruit and veges. and seed I put out twice a day?
    I am going back to learning in a week - last year!
    I stack shelves at the supermarket to make ends meet at night! I come in here for around 10
    minutes in the morning only.
    I am off to bed now for a few hours and then surfing for a couple of hours and the day has
    gone but I always have time for the birds which quite right I do not own as I am a caretaker
    and with a bit of luck some (not all) will be able to go back to living in flocks but those who
    cannot the Rescue I am affiliated with will try and find good homes for but at this time they
    are safe and getting better and given good care and doing well. I am still trying to get the
    one Galah I have had inside to care for to go find a flock but although he flies off he does
    not go far and comes back and inside again lol. He is a great bird and highly intelligent.
    I have to find a woman (as I have always said one that accepts me as lord and master and cares
    for my every need) lol who will live out in the bush with me and live the simple life :)oh and
    one who never swears - I cannot stand swearing especially from the weaker sex :)
    p.s. sorry this is all on the wrong board - promise last post from me on this subject!