> Well, she would've gone completely unnoticed but fortunately,
> she was spotted at a local zoo conversing with one of the
> chimps through the glass enclosure. Even with the glass there,
> the chimp got extremely disturbed and fearful because of
> certain areas she was pointing at on the chimp. It seems that
> she was trying to demean his johnson. He checked himself out
> and than he yelled and the handlers arrived and calmed the
> chimp down. The chimp has gotten through the trauma and is
> back to normal.
That's because she has "johnson envy." Poor chimp.